WOW IS THAT HOW YOU SOUND LIKE WHEN YOU GET JIGGY?

So, the flat i live currently in i share with nurses, and i have no idea how this ‘invisble rule’ came about of trying not to see each other at all! We use our ears to detect when the person is out or in her room so we can leave our room we do not make eye contact or speak if we happen to bump into each other! Like WTF! When did the human race become antisocial? I blame smartphones and Facebook.

Anywho, so i have realised that every Tuesday my neighbor gets jiggy  and the noises and sounds i hear makes me wonder

” Damn! We sound F@$%£ UP!”

No wonder aliens haven’t made contact with us because we sound like a bunch of hungry animals! Which depending on what type of freak you are can turn you on!

So yes friends, trying to watch ‘How I Met Your Mother’ with sounds of :

  • “oooooh yeahhhhhhh”
  • “yessssss yesss yesss”
  • “mmmmmmm”
  • *grunts* ” ah yeah”
  • *slapping*
noises in the background, do not make it easy.  Therefore i promised myself that when my man comes down she will get a taste of her own medicine!   ‘What uppp’ ( read in the voice of Barney Stinson)
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Fuck you bitch! i’M done!!!
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